I’m a little surprised no one has bothered to count the number of times Mike Pelfrey licks his hand in a game before this. But I recommend using your reading abilities for this article, provided you’re not disgusted by grown men discussing saliva.
P.S. — The above link might be paywalled, so if you run into it, (shh!) I believe you can circumvent the WSJ paywall by searching for the article, titled “Six Innings and 89 Hand Licks Later,” in Google News.
